77017 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Three man were lost in the jungle when they were captured by cannibals. They were taken before the cannibal king who told them they would be killed unless they passed a trial. The trial was to go out into the jungle, pick 10 of the same fruit and bring them back to the king. The first man returned with 10 apples. The king told him "For the second half of the trial you must shove all ten fruits up your -ss without making a face or you will be killed." He put the first apple in and didn't make a face. He began with the second but grimaced so they killed him. The second man returned with ten berries and was told the same thing. He started putting them in. "1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8. . Hahahahahahahahahaha!!" He laughed so they killed him. When he got to heaven the first guy asked him, "you almost had it! 2 more berries and you would have been free! Why did you laugh?" the second guy replied, "I couldn't help it! I saw the third guy coming with pineapples!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJones Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbigtex56 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 That is pretty funny - just think, pineapples and apples growing in the same climate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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